L for Loser
"I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you."
oh god, i find this so retardedly funny :D

anw, i'm rotting at home.
i haven't even started on my homework -.-
HAR-HAR, i didn't get th history&geog homework, yeah {:
im sooooo bored, SOOOOO bored.
i miss SCHOOL!
thanks uh Jo, why have NP today of all days? D:
i'm aching now . this isn't fun at all.
can't wait for Dance tmr, and can't WAIT for it to END.
At least it kills time, like 4-5 hours.
ohoh, im thinking of changing blogskin ! :D :D :D
i never get bored of that.
oh, and i want my camera !! :(
oh my oh my, i can't wait for th operation!
mommy, bring me to th doc! *frowns.
oh well, i just missed yesterday's outing! :(
i miss them all.
im missing all th outings, hmphf.
& Cheer Up G.Darling & BUDDY! :D
love you! ♥

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